Johnny- “Mom, sand castle on my bottom” (We had been to the sandbox at the park earlier in the day and needed to change his shorts as they were filthy)

Mom- “Yeah, we went to the park and you sat in the sand.” (As I was packing some boxes and not really paying attention).

Johnny- “Mom, sand castle on my bottom”

Mom- “Did you sit on a sand castle at the park?”

Johnny- “Mom, sand castle on my bottom…. SEE???”

(To which I quickly turn around  and look) He has no shirt on and has pooped up his back and is playing with it with his hands!

Advertisements