This one is compliments of the neighbor boy last night.  He is 2.

(His mom was trying to light those snakes (black and you light them on the 4th of July and they grow…) with a cigarette lighter)

Mom: “OUCH! Mommy is a wus!”

Collin: “Mum, ‘R’ a wus?”

Mom: “Yep, mommy is a wus…”

*Pause*  Then he walks over to her rubs her shoulder and says…

Collin: “It’s ok mum.”