Jason and I have (since we have been together) have had this long standing joke that when I am old I am not allowed to wear any sort of holiday sweaters with any sort of bling or decorations on them. Now, most places that I shop do not have many options for stuff like this… however, I think I’m beginning to find a loophole. Or two maybe.
It all started last year after Christmas. When I was at Menards (don’t ask why I found myself shopping here for good after Christmas clearance items!) I came home with this wooden sign with a snowman on it that said “Let is Snow”. I thought the thing was cute and it was like $4 so I bought it. However, the entire day and next day after I bought it I just kept telling Jason, “I’m old, Only moms and old people buy stuff with snowmen on them”. Apparently it didn’t bother me much though as I still have it and I’m displaying it in my front entry way. :) This was my thought though…. I don’t like all snowmen. Just this one. I will only have one thing in my house with a snowman and if… IF… I get another one… it will be cute. Basically warning Jason and myself that I was not ‘in love’ with snowmen and didn’t want one for each holiday/birthday in the coming years. Then this year happened. I purchased a snowman mug… again I am very picky here. But I did and I just used it again this morning. And know what I bought last week? Valentines socks…. aaahhh! I am terribly afraid that I am on the most slippery slopes of collecting/receiving holiday and “old” people decorations! (Really, if you have all these decorations… forgive me for my rant! I still like you A LOT! and you are probably not that old!) Remember when all of my stuff could fit in my car? (Well, ok, never. Cause I bought my first house when I was 19 years old and I provided most of the furniture.) Anyway, I feel as though my husband should be concerned. But I keep assuring him that this is not a habit in my life, these things are just special…….. and I am picky…… but seriously. I am not sure what to do. At this point, besides Christmas and Valentines Day… I can’t think of any other decorations/outward displays that I would enjoy either to wear for myself or to put in my house. But then again, if you would have asked me 2 years ago if I would have a snowman sign in my house while sitting on my chair enjoying coffee from my snowman mug while wearing valentines socks? I probably would have laughed in your face!
So, love of my life, I still intend to keep my promise of no holiday sweaters…. but I can’t guarantee a nicely decorated turtleneck and matching socks won’t appear somewhere in the future!
Easter isn’t too far off Leah…
I suggest large, plastic holiday jewelry. When I was a kid, I had Christmas gift package earrings. Or maybe a necklace with a big, clear plastic pendant with red and green (or whatever colors correspond to the holiday) plastic balls and glitter floating around inside. It sounds so ugly, yet I had so many.
I would love you and think you’re beautiful even if you did wear Holiday sweaters.
I have two deer that can join your snowmen if ya want em?